| chrome_levan ( @ 2006-10-19 02:46:00 |
This is not an acceptable form of communication

Yeah that picture should make you chuckle.
It should also make you remember why people don't talk to me that much.
Anyway, I just gotta know something.
Hey Tony and Karen. You guys do realize that you're going to a party right? People do fun things at parties. I can understand that you guys don't get out much, so I'm willing to let the initial "I'm so scared to try anything new fun and exciting" slide. Just a few concerns. Tony come on, don't sit there with a stupid look of shock on your face, you knew this was coming. You're lucky I toned down all the insults too. List was getting too long to remember. Anyway, the long of the short is, Why don't you guys try to lighten up and have fun with a group of people for a change, instead of sitting in a corner, dead silent, until you guys start making out like you're freshmen in high school and your hormones just went ballistic. That's not very giving to the mood that this is a celebration bitches. This is a gathering of like minded souls shedding the fact that they all live boring, trite, unfulfilling lives, and smiling, and having fun together in a glorious fest.
Don't use that DD excuse. It's lame. Stop acting like you guys are responsible.
Don't use that "licking" thing either. It's lame. Stop acting like you guys are little kids.
Just roll with me on this and you guys might actually enjoy this party thing that's coming up next week. Don't be so modest and prudes. Everyone knows you're not, so when you act all snobby and too holier than though to partake in this jenga thing, it kinda makes you guys look like giant douchebags. So please, don't be giant douchebags.

Yeah that picture should make you chuckle.
It should also make you remember why people don't talk to me that much.
Anyway, I just gotta know something.
Hey Tony and Karen. You guys do realize that you're going to a party right? People do fun things at parties. I can understand that you guys don't get out much, so I'm willing to let the initial "I'm so scared to try anything new fun and exciting" slide. Just a few concerns. Tony come on, don't sit there with a stupid look of shock on your face, you knew this was coming. You're lucky I toned down all the insults too. List was getting too long to remember. Anyway, the long of the short is, Why don't you guys try to lighten up and have fun with a group of people for a change, instead of sitting in a corner, dead silent, until you guys start making out like you're freshmen in high school and your hormones just went ballistic. That's not very giving to the mood that this is a celebration bitches. This is a gathering of like minded souls shedding the fact that they all live boring, trite, unfulfilling lives, and smiling, and having fun together in a glorious fest.
Don't use that DD excuse. It's lame. Stop acting like you guys are responsible.
Don't use that "licking" thing either. It's lame. Stop acting like you guys are little kids.
Just roll with me on this and you guys might actually enjoy this party thing that's coming up next week. Don't be so modest and prudes. Everyone knows you're not, so when you act all snobby and too holier than though to partake in this jenga thing, it kinda makes you guys look like giant douchebags. So please, don't be giant douchebags.